1 00:00:44,651 --> 00:00:48,780 43 years ago... 2 00:01:13,659 --> 00:01:15,870 - Thank you. - Even thanks. 3 00:01:53,918 --> 00:01:58,298 MOTHER-IN-LAW(D) 4 00:02:02,353 --> 00:02:06,983 THE PERFECT HOME FOR THE PERFECT FAMILY 5 00:02:47,228 --> 00:02:48,938 You good... 6 00:02:52,322 --> 00:02:55,491 Miss Jones? Rosemary Jones? 7 00:02:55,658 --> 00:02:58,995 Just Rosie. I prefer Rosie. 8 00:02:59,871 --> 00:03:03,541 - Is everything alright? - Yes. Fine. 9 00:03:03,708 --> 00:03:06,169 I just wanted to ask... 10 00:03:06,336 --> 00:03:11,215 The large leather suitcase, is it yours? 11 00:03:11,382 --> 00:03:13,176 Yes, that's mine. 12 00:03:15,011 --> 00:03:16,429 Well. 13 00:03:16,596 --> 00:03:19,307 Thanks... good. 14 00:04:08,565 --> 00:04:11,234 Very large leather case. 15 00:04:13,903 --> 00:04:15,863 Miss Jones? 16 00:04:19,951 --> 00:04:25,623 - Good morning. - Two mutilated bodies, Rosemary. 17 00:04:25,790 --> 00:04:29,919 Why don't you just tell me who are they? 18 00:04:30,086 --> 00:04:34,549 My husband and his mistress. They had planned to run away together. 19 00:04:34,757 --> 00:04:37,677 So you thought you have to murder them? 20 00:04:37,844 --> 00:04:41,347 I couldn't just stand and watch, right? 21 00:04:45,435 --> 00:04:50,231 Rosemary Fredina Jones, They are found guilty of manslaughter. 22 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:55,403 Manslaughter in the sense that you, when you committed these gruesome murders, - 23 00:04:55,570 --> 00:04:59,490 - found you in such an abnormal state of mind, - 24 00:04:59,699 --> 00:05:03,870 - that your judgement was significantly weakened. 25 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:10,960 I sentence you to custody on one closed ward for the insane. 26 00:05:11,127 --> 00:05:15,757 They will not be unlocked, before it is assessed, - 27 00:05:15,965 --> 00:05:19,969 - that continued detention is no longer necessary - 28 00:05:20,136 --> 00:05:23,556 - to protect the public. 29 00:05:23,723 --> 00:05:26,726 I guess I couldn't have a cup of tea? 30 00:05:32,190 --> 00:05:35,693 Today... 31 00:05:37,737 --> 00:05:40,365 Little Wallop Parish 32 00:05:40,531 --> 00:05:42,909 Population: 57 33 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:54,796 Thank you for coming. Many thanks. Nice to see you again. 34 00:05:55,004 --> 00:05:58,341 - Goodbye, mrs. Martin. - Excellent sermon. 35 00:05:58,549 --> 00:06:00,927 That's kind of you. Thanks. 36 00:06:01,135 --> 00:06:04,722 - Thank you, Reverend Goodfellow. - Thank you, Mrs. Parker. 37 00:06:04,889 --> 00:06:10,812 I just wanted to talk to you about the floral decoration committee. 38 00:06:10,979 --> 00:06:13,273 Yes, of course. 39 00:06:13,481 --> 00:06:16,651 - This afternoon. - Maybe... 40 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:21,030 And again you haven't Mrs. Goodfellow with? 41 00:06:21,239 --> 00:06:25,702 No, I'm sorry. She's busy, mrs. Parker. 42 00:06:25,868 --> 00:06:28,496 - Next week, maybe? - Maybe. 43 00:06:28,663 --> 00:06:31,416 But she is lying horizontally at the moment. 44 00:06:41,384 --> 00:06:43,928 Damn it! 45 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:46,180 You gods! 46 00:06:46,389 --> 00:06:50,143 What to do to get a good night's sleep? 47 00:06:50,852 --> 00:06:52,812 Holly. 48 00:07:00,612 --> 00:07:05,325 Sorry, Reverend. As of Tuesday. Don't forget the meeting on Tuesday. 49 00:07:05,491 --> 00:07:07,619 Remove yourself! 50 00:07:09,829 --> 00:07:11,956 Poor Petey... 51 00:07:18,004 --> 00:07:19,339 Step! 52 00:07:19,505 --> 00:07:22,425 Holly, you have to get up now. 53 00:07:44,322 --> 00:07:47,992 I know you're in there. Come out with you right now. 54 00:07:48,159 --> 00:07:53,748 - Mother! You won't care about that. - You can damn well believe that I want to. 55 00:07:56,459 --> 00:07:59,629 - Is that you, Carl? - No, it's Mark. 56 00:07:59,796 --> 00:08:02,173 Nice to meet you. 57 00:08:04,092 --> 00:08:08,721 - It is completely unacceptable. - I'm 17. It's legal. 58 00:08:08,888 --> 00:08:11,891 Legal is not the same as decent. 59 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:17,855 - Is everything alright, mrs. Goodfellow? - Everything is in perfect order. 60 00:08:18,022 --> 00:08:22,193 - Was that Holly's voice I heard? - Holly? No. 61 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:25,071 Good morning, mrs. Parker. 62 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:31,536 Good morning. 63 00:08:43,756 --> 00:08:47,427 - You are intelligent. - Don't smart girls have urges? 64 00:08:47,594 --> 00:08:51,347 - Smart girls can control them. - I can do that too. 65 00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:59,856 Before the time we were really good friends. 66 00:09:00,064 --> 00:09:02,442 Now you're always mad at me. 67 00:09:02,650 --> 00:09:06,654 It's enough because you always are a ridiculous, led m�gs�k. 68 00:09:06,821 --> 00:09:09,908 How sweet you look. Good morning. 69 00:09:10,074 --> 00:09:13,244 The problem with it is that we feared. 70 00:09:13,411 --> 00:09:17,707 I've talked to the guys from the water supply. It's algae. 71 00:09:17,916 --> 00:09:21,669 It can be one of two or three different types. 72 00:09:21,836 --> 00:09:26,966 Some of them are poisonous. They are worried about the water table... 73 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:31,137 They say it gets worse if we don't do something about it. 74 00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:34,307 There is so much going on. 75 00:09:34,515 --> 00:09:38,895 - They will return with the details. - Details can be fiendish, Dad. 76 00:09:39,062 --> 00:09:43,691 - Should we use that word on Sunday? - What word? "Sheep"? 77 00:09:45,276 --> 00:09:48,071 - N... - Where are you going now? 78 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:53,660 - I have to work. - You have just been at work. 79 00:09:53,826 --> 00:09:59,123 I have to write a speech for it Congress. "The Unsearchable Ways of God". 80 00:09:59,290 --> 00:10:02,460 And that's all what I have ready: the title. 81 00:10:11,886 --> 00:10:15,723 There you can see for yourself. You are a lot of fun to him. 82 00:10:15,890 --> 00:10:19,060 And I know why. You get nothing. 83 00:10:19,227 --> 00:10:21,771 That's why you're mad at me and Mark. 84 00:10:21,980 --> 00:10:25,567 In the caravan in front of the house on a Sunday. 85 00:10:25,733 --> 00:10:29,487 - Maybe that was why. - I don't think so. 86 00:10:30,446 --> 00:10:34,284 - Well, you're probably right. - I mostly have that. 87 00:10:36,828 --> 00:10:40,582 - Do you want something from me? - How long have you been sitting there? 88 00:10:40,748 --> 00:10:45,295 Holly says you don't get anything. Don't you want anything from me? 89 00:10:45,503 --> 00:10:49,340 Petey, that's very sweet of you... but it doesn't work. 90 00:10:54,512 --> 00:10:57,765 We have to look each other in the eye that I'm not good at this. 91 00:10:57,932 --> 00:11:02,395 You just have to adjust yours technique. A little Lance treatment. 92 00:11:02,604 --> 00:11:07,066 But that is a completely different story. Good, Gloria… 93 00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:11,070 I have told you that the swing is the most important thing, right? 94 00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:14,282 I never had a good swing. 95 00:11:14,449 --> 00:11:18,369 I'm sure, that you can swing really well. 96 00:11:18,536 --> 00:11:22,665 Take a firm grip on the shaft. Gentle, but decisive. 97 00:11:26,502 --> 00:11:29,047 Spread your legs. A little more. 98 00:11:32,759 --> 00:11:36,346 Then you bend slowly over the ball. 99 00:11:38,848 --> 00:11:41,225 Then you bend your knees. 100 00:11:46,898 --> 00:11:50,151 - Does it feel good? - Yes, that's perfectly fine. 101 00:11:54,906 --> 00:12:00,328 Keep your eyes on the ball. Then I'll probably take care of the hole. 102 00:12:06,542 --> 00:12:08,753 It went very well. 103 00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:13,007 The ball ended up in the rough, but it feels good, right? 104 00:12:13,174 --> 00:12:14,801 One more? 105 00:12:27,272 --> 00:12:31,526 - Mrs. Parker asked for you again. - What a surprise. 106 00:12:31,693 --> 00:12:36,155 - I'm running out of excuses. - So stop apologizing. 107 00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:39,742 Go down and kill that damn dog! 108 00:12:39,951 --> 00:12:43,288 Then I have to come to church a whole month. 109 00:12:55,258 --> 00:12:59,887 Was that a bra Holly was wearing thrown over your shoulder this morning? 110 00:13:02,307 --> 00:13:05,184 You are half a day behind. 111 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:09,898 And nowadays you say "bra". 112 00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:15,320 Why did she have Slung it over your shoulder? 113 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:18,531 She was washing clothes. 114 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,440 Mr. Brown? 115 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:58,821 It's mrs. Goodfellow. It's about your dog. 116 00:14:03,201 --> 00:14:06,371 - You woke me up. - Your dog woke me up. 117 00:14:06,537 --> 00:14:10,041 - What are you saying? - Your dog woke me up! 118 00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:14,254 - He has found his voice. - Yes. 119 00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:18,883 I wondered if we couldn't bring him in at night. 120 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:27,934 Did you remember the packed lunch? And gym clothes? 121 00:14:28,142 --> 00:14:32,522 - Father is picking you up today. - Dad always forgets! 122 00:14:32,689 --> 00:14:37,402 Tomorrow the new house help will arrive. She gets paid not to forget you. 123 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:41,030 - Shouldn't you take the bus this year? - Until next year. 124 00:14:41,197 --> 00:14:45,201 You said that last year too. Have a nice day. Hey hey. 125 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:48,997 - Off the field! - Remove yourself! 126 00:14:49,163 --> 00:14:51,624 See you, Goodfellow. 127 00:14:52,709 --> 00:14:55,253 My snow band has gone up. 128 00:14:57,505 --> 00:15:01,342 - Tell me about the time when you were little. - You know it by heart. 129 00:15:03,052 --> 00:15:04,762 Okay then. 130 00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:09,142 When I was a little girl, I lived in a big, creepy house. 131 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:13,146 - Along with the black ladies. - They wore black. They were nuns. 132 00:15:13,354 --> 00:15:18,234 - Most were Irish and evil. - And you were a parent. 133 00:15:18,443 --> 00:15:22,655 No, I was a parent. It's called parenting, honey. 134 00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:26,743 - Shut up. Have a nice day. - Remind dad to remember me. 135 00:15:40,423 --> 00:15:43,676 Has she come yet? The housekeeper? 136 00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:46,220 No, just her luggage. 137 00:15:46,387 --> 00:15:50,600 It came while you were gone. It's a beautiful old case, isn't it? 138 00:15:50,767 --> 00:15:54,854 N� n... you can just see there. Grace. 139 00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:59,400 - Do you think this is a sign? - I think it's a suitcase. 140 00:15:59,609 --> 00:16:04,572 In the books I read as a boy, there was always such a big suitcase. 141 00:16:04,739 --> 00:16:08,785 - Full of treasures. - Now remember to pick up Petey, right? 142 00:16:08,952 --> 00:16:13,331 - I can't this afternoon. - Okay. I write it down. 143 00:16:13,498 --> 00:16:16,834 I'm going with mrs. Appleby at the nursery school. 144 00:16:17,001 --> 00:16:19,295 Now where is my pen? 145 00:16:28,012 --> 00:16:30,306 I must say that. 146 00:16:30,515 --> 00:16:34,435 How nice you have made it. Grace will be very happy. 147 00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:37,855 did you know that Lillian and Brian have loved - 148 00:16:38,022 --> 00:16:41,359 - in every single room in the house? 149 00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:47,198 - Your house is also smaller. - But they were round twice. 150 00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:53,037 - I'm already late for it. - Half an hour makes no difference. 151 00:16:53,204 --> 00:16:58,001 If you take that off, you're just a man, Walter Goodfellow. 152 00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:11,306 Now don't forget Petey. 153 00:17:11,514 --> 00:17:14,934 God, yes. I think I probably wrote it down. 154 00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:34,454 Is anyone home? 155 00:17:38,416 --> 00:17:40,209 Petey? 156 00:17:47,383 --> 00:17:49,510 Walter? 157 00:17:49,719 --> 00:17:53,389 Have you met Bob and Ted? We stand and talk about the algae. 158 00:17:53,598 --> 00:17:56,392 Walter, where's Petey? 159 00:17:56,559 --> 00:18:00,855 oh god I'm sorry about that. Mrs. Calloway called. 160 00:18:01,022 --> 00:18:05,109 - She was losing her faith. - I know that very well. 161 00:18:12,283 --> 00:18:15,119 - It's the God-boy. - On him! 162 00:18:16,579 --> 00:18:19,374 - No, let it be. - Shut up! 163 00:18:20,625 --> 00:18:23,878 - You don't need that! - Shall I push him? 164 00:18:24,045 --> 00:18:27,882 Do you want to be pushed down? I count to three. Three. 165 00:18:29,592 --> 00:18:32,053 See you tomorrow morning. 166 00:18:35,974 --> 00:18:38,977 Well, my dear, are you lying there? 167 00:18:40,728 --> 00:18:45,358 Give me your hand and I will help you up. You must not be lying well. 168 00:18:49,779 --> 00:18:53,616 - Nobody knows where he is. - I don't understand... 169 00:18:57,245 --> 00:18:59,038 There he is! 170 00:19:03,251 --> 00:19:05,712 Who the hell is that? 171 00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:21,561 What are you doing with my son? 172 00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:24,981 Come on. Hurry up. 173 00:19:26,691 --> 00:19:30,528 - You must be Gloria. - Get in the car. 174 00:19:30,695 --> 00:19:34,699 i think there has been a slight misunderstanding. 175 00:19:35,783 --> 00:19:38,620 Yes, you can swear at that. 176 00:19:42,624 --> 00:19:46,794 Grace Hawkins. Are you Grace Hawkins? 177 00:19:48,171 --> 00:19:52,091 Miss Hawkins, welcome to Little Wallop. 178 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:05,647 I'm sorry just before, Miss Hawking. 179 00:20:05,855 --> 00:20:09,692 You don't have to think about that. It was sensible. 180 00:20:09,859 --> 00:20:14,239 I could have been anyone. Finally call me Grace. 181 00:20:14,405 --> 00:20:20,036 May I introduce you to ours new maid Grace Hawkins? 182 00:20:20,203 --> 00:20:25,250 Mrs. Parker is chairman… head of the floral decoration committee. 183 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:28,253 That's what I wanted to talk about. 184 00:20:28,419 --> 00:20:33,049 We need to talk about it, but Grace has literally just arrived. 185 00:20:34,509 --> 00:20:37,679 We'd better go inside. It takes forever. 186 00:20:37,887 --> 00:20:42,267 In all my time, all 43 years... 187 00:20:42,433 --> 00:20:45,353 I am aware of the problem. 188 00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:50,942 Where is it though... 189 00:20:53,778 --> 00:20:57,865 - He's a keen little fellow, huh? - I now call it something else. 190 00:20:59,993 --> 00:21:04,247 I have aired well, but here is still a bit stuffy. 191 00:21:04,414 --> 00:21:06,791 No, it's perfect. 192 00:21:07,917 --> 00:21:11,087 It is completely as I imagined. 193 00:21:11,254 --> 00:21:15,174 The perfect home for the perfect family. 194 00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:21,264 - So we have to hope they will buy the house. - Sense of humor. I like that. 195 00:21:21,431 --> 00:21:25,560 - Good. Because you need it. - And you can keep going. 196 00:21:34,277 --> 00:21:37,947 - How do we get it upstairs? - We'll probably find out. 197 00:21:38,156 --> 00:21:42,619 - What do you think is in it? - I don't know and didn't ask. 198 00:21:44,037 --> 00:21:48,166 - I just want to know what's in it. - Memories, my child. 199 00:21:48,333 --> 00:21:50,877 Memories from a long life. 200 00:21:53,087 --> 00:21:55,298 And some clothes. 201 00:21:56,549 --> 00:22:00,219 You must be Holly. You gentle, how tall are you. 202 00:22:00,386 --> 00:22:04,432 It must be from your father's side of the family. 203 00:22:04,599 --> 00:22:07,310 - It's David. - Hello. 204 00:22:07,477 --> 00:22:09,270 Well, though. 205 00:22:09,437 --> 00:22:14,150 The women in the family share tastes, as for handsome men. 206 00:22:18,863 --> 00:22:21,616 Holly, are you helping at all? 207 00:22:21,783 --> 00:22:25,370 - You best. - Sharp left, honey. 208 00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:29,415 - Watch out now! - Sorry. The door opening is narrow. 209 00:22:29,624 --> 00:22:32,502 Place it in front of the bed. 210 00:22:32,669 --> 00:22:36,881 So we put it here. That's fine. Watch your fingers. 211 00:22:42,220 --> 00:22:46,307 I must not miss the opportunity to say a few words. 212 00:22:46,474 --> 00:22:49,894 - Walter... - Just a few words, Gloria. 213 00:22:50,061 --> 00:22:53,147 Lord, we thank you for this day. 214 00:22:53,356 --> 00:22:56,359 Thank you because you has given us Grace, - 215 00:22:56,526 --> 00:22:59,862 - as it is today been incorporated into the family, - 216 00:23:00,071 --> 00:23:03,741 - and as we hope will be very happy here. 217 00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:07,120 We also thank Carl... 218 00:23:07,287 --> 00:23:10,540 - No, Mark. - David. 219 00:23:11,916 --> 00:23:15,753 We actually have him too... first just met... 220 00:23:15,962 --> 00:23:19,799 ...but he seems to to be a very... 221 00:23:20,008 --> 00:23:21,968 ...nice young man. 222 00:23:22,176 --> 00:23:26,014 - Amen. Who wants tea? - We have to move on. 223 00:23:28,433 --> 00:23:31,436 Thanks Walter... i mean "pastor". 224 00:23:31,644 --> 00:23:36,107 It was so little, Grace. I meant every word. 225 00:23:36,316 --> 00:23:38,026 Thanks. 226 00:23:52,081 --> 00:23:54,626 You make me sick with desire. 227 00:23:58,713 --> 00:24:01,716 - No, stop. Stop, stop, stop. - No. 228 00:24:01,925 --> 00:24:04,928 I know a hotel five minutes from here. 229 00:24:05,136 --> 00:24:07,847 - Not The Ship? - Do you know that? 230 00:24:08,014 --> 00:24:11,768 Of course. And they know me. I am the priest's wife! 231 00:24:11,976 --> 00:24:15,980 - They know me all over the region. - Shouldn't we stay here? 232 00:24:16,147 --> 00:24:21,110 - Must be in a car for the first time? - I just want a first time. 233 00:24:21,319 --> 00:24:26,032 Women my age don't in a car. My daughter does that! 234 00:24:26,199 --> 00:24:30,036 - Does she? - Right time and right place, Lance. 235 00:24:30,203 --> 00:24:33,206 - Mexico, for example? - Namely. 236 00:24:33,373 --> 00:24:35,667 And there we travel. 237 00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:39,379 - When? - Soon. I promise. 238 00:24:39,545 --> 00:24:44,008 I so need to get away. Just a few weeks. 239 00:24:44,217 --> 00:24:49,264 We'll be there right away. None shall we live on the fruit of love. 240 00:24:51,724 --> 00:24:55,228 - The warm sand. - And cold tequilas. 241 00:24:56,354 --> 00:24:58,398 Hot salsa. 242 00:24:58,606 --> 00:25:02,110 - The music or the food? - Probably a bit of both. 243 00:25:04,529 --> 00:25:06,739 Damn it! 244 00:25:17,667 --> 00:25:20,628 - Good night. - Don't I get a kiss goodnight? 245 00:25:20,795 --> 00:25:24,799 Are you crazy? They all glare. Mrs. Park! 246 00:25:26,467 --> 00:25:31,431 Oh, let it be! She probably can't see that far at all. 247 00:25:31,598 --> 00:25:35,351 Pretend you are a taxi, and drive. Drive so. 248 00:25:38,771 --> 00:25:42,191 - I'm calling. - What the hell am I doing? 249 00:25:42,358 --> 00:25:46,029 I hope you know that because I have no idea. 250 00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:52,243 Have a complete holiday. 251 00:25:56,623 --> 00:25:58,917 You must be Holly. 252 00:26:04,839 --> 00:26:07,550 See you next time, prune. 253 00:26:22,815 --> 00:26:24,776 You gods! 254 00:26:24,984 --> 00:26:28,905 Can't we like in the good old days call down the wrath of God, - 255 00:26:29,113 --> 00:26:33,993 - so what the hell is going on? Then I might listen to you again. 256 00:26:36,663 --> 00:26:40,959 - Sorry. Did I scare you? - No, no. Is everything okay? 257 00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:45,463 Yes. I just wanted to thank you. Thank you very much. 258 00:26:45,630 --> 00:26:49,801 No reason. It is I who should thank you. 259 00:26:49,968 --> 00:26:52,720 - Good night, sweetie. - Good night. 260 00:26:54,389 --> 00:26:58,226 - My father was actually a priest. - Is that right? 261 00:26:58,393 --> 00:27:03,106 - What a coincidence. - So I know the pattern. 262 00:27:04,524 --> 00:27:08,278 Walter is a bit stuck in his old patterns. 263 00:27:08,486 --> 00:27:13,283 - Leave him to me. - I think I will do that. 264 00:27:13,449 --> 00:27:16,286 - Shall I close the door? - Yes, thank you. 265 00:27:16,452 --> 00:27:19,163 - Good night, sweetie. - Good night. 266 00:27:38,266 --> 00:27:39,976 No. 267 00:28:45,708 --> 00:28:47,669 Clarence? 268 00:28:50,380 --> 00:28:52,590 Where's the damn dog? 269 00:28:56,010 --> 00:28:57,971 Then we stand up. 270 00:29:02,934 --> 00:29:07,981 You needed enough to sleep for a long time. Breakfast is ready when you are. 271 00:29:11,734 --> 00:29:16,197 - I slept all the way through. - Nice for a change. 272 00:29:17,407 --> 00:29:19,367 Fantastic. 273 00:29:19,576 --> 00:29:24,122 - Grace, this is absolutely wonderful. - Thank you, Reverend. Here's the bread, honey. 274 00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:28,793 Breakfast is today's most important meal. Did you know that? 275 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:32,797 I think mother must be wasted tried to teach me that. 276 00:29:33,006 --> 00:29:34,632 Good morning. 277 00:29:34,841 --> 00:29:39,053 And since it's your big day, I gave you a little extra. 278 00:29:39,220 --> 00:29:42,181 It's not a big day. It's too funny. 279 00:29:42,348 --> 00:29:45,101 - Can't I get you out of it? - No. 280 00:29:45,268 --> 00:29:48,688 It will be the most embarrassing day in my life. Again. 281 00:29:48,897 --> 00:29:52,233 - It goes to a good cause. - It's still embarrassing. 282 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:56,946 - I think it will be fun. - She's new here. She's getting smarter. 283 00:30:07,332 --> 00:30:10,209 - Sorry. - You were just unlucky. 284 00:30:10,376 --> 00:30:12,420 I have to warm up. 285 00:30:12,587 --> 00:30:15,423 - Come on, pastor! - You gentle. 286 00:30:23,431 --> 00:30:26,184 I can't bear to see it. 287 00:30:26,351 --> 00:30:30,271 Why watch him do himself laughing in front of the whole town? 288 00:30:30,438 --> 00:30:34,817 - Isn't every Sunday enough? - Further forward on the track! 289 00:30:41,115 --> 00:30:44,619 - He's a nice guy, isn't he? - What? 290 00:30:44,786 --> 00:30:46,746 Your husband. 291 00:30:50,708 --> 00:30:53,670 He is actually quite sporty. 292 00:31:04,597 --> 00:31:06,975 I'll be back in a bit. 293 00:31:08,268 --> 00:31:11,604 Shall we cheer for your father? It might help. 294 00:31:11,813 --> 00:31:14,691 - Come on, dad! - Come on, pastor! 295 00:31:16,442 --> 00:31:18,486 Maybe next time. 296 00:31:18,653 --> 00:31:21,739 Excuse me. I was busy waving. 297 00:31:21,906 --> 00:31:23,783 You best. 298 00:31:39,007 --> 00:31:41,926 Excuse me. You must apologize for that. 299 00:31:42,093 --> 00:31:45,346 - Come on, pastor. - Ask God to help you. 300 00:31:59,235 --> 00:32:02,322 It was only a little bit in size. 301 00:32:04,616 --> 00:32:09,746 - Sorry. It stretched between the legs. - You must stop the ball, pastor! 302 00:32:09,913 --> 00:32:12,040 Excuse me. 303 00:32:22,425 --> 00:32:25,303 - Did you come up with something? - I'm fine. 304 00:32:25,470 --> 00:32:28,806 - It just knocked the air out of me. - We have to get you out. 305 00:32:29,015 --> 00:32:32,936 - I am well enough to continue. - No. Take a break. 306 00:32:34,562 --> 00:32:37,190 - Are you okay, dad? - Yes. 307 00:32:37,357 --> 00:32:41,569 - It was a sin, pastor. - Thank you, Grace. I did my best. 308 00:32:46,241 --> 00:32:50,620 - Would you like a cup of tea? - That sounds nice, Grace. 309 00:32:50,787 --> 00:32:54,457 - We'll get a cup of tea for your father. - Thank you. 310 00:32:56,417 --> 00:32:59,921 Finally we have received a proper member of staff. 311 00:33:09,013 --> 00:33:12,267 You just didn't have good luck to you, pastor. 312 00:33:12,433 --> 00:33:15,520 - Thank you. - It happens. Not? 313 00:33:15,728 --> 00:33:19,649 Yes, you have to say that. It happened just now. 314 00:33:25,488 --> 00:33:28,449 But I have to give you that, Walter... 315 00:33:29,826 --> 00:33:33,580 ...you took it like a man. No doubt about it. 316 00:33:34,872 --> 00:33:36,833 Thanks. 317 00:33:39,002 --> 00:33:43,631 - Sorry, do we know... - Sorry. My name is Lance. 318 00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:46,759 I'm meeting with your wife. 319 00:33:46,926 --> 00:33:49,470 I am her golf coach. 320 00:33:49,637 --> 00:33:53,224 Well, like that. She takes golf very seriously. 321 00:33:53,391 --> 00:33:55,018 Yes. 322 00:33:55,226 --> 00:33:58,313 She also always comes on time. 323 00:33:58,479 --> 00:34:02,942 Yes, she is very reliable. Very. 324 00:34:10,533 --> 00:34:14,537 Well... that was nice, Walter. 325 00:34:14,704 --> 00:34:17,248 You're right, Lance. 326 00:34:30,303 --> 00:34:33,556 Are you trying to do that as awkward as possible? 327 00:34:33,765 --> 00:34:39,437 It was just two guys who made it the world situation. Take it easy. 328 00:34:39,646 --> 00:34:43,775 I guess you can't blame a man, that he wants to see his competitor? 329 00:34:43,942 --> 00:34:47,445 It's not your competitor. It's my husband. 330 00:34:50,740 --> 00:34:55,536 You know what? I have spoken with the guy from the travel agency. 331 00:34:55,703 --> 00:34:59,791 - What did he say? When do we travel? - It's all done. 332 00:35:08,716 --> 00:35:11,094 - Bye, Petey. - Thank you. 333 00:35:27,819 --> 00:35:31,489 - I'll show the way, and then you can drive. - I can't do that. 334 00:35:31,656 --> 00:35:36,619 - Yes, yes, my insurance covers it. - I can't drive a car. 335 00:35:36,786 --> 00:35:41,040 It's never too late to learn something new. Good morning. 336 00:35:41,207 --> 00:35:44,877 - You haven't seen Clarence, have you? - No. Sorry. 337 00:35:45,086 --> 00:35:49,632 It doesn't look like him. It doesn't look like him at all. 338 00:35:49,799 --> 00:35:51,676 N� da da. 339 00:35:53,219 --> 00:35:56,890 Never mind. It's been a long time, I slept so well. 340 00:35:57,098 --> 00:36:00,101 Above the clouds is the sky always blue 341 00:36:01,853 --> 00:36:05,607 Where are you, you little funner? Clarence? 342 00:36:06,649 --> 00:36:09,110 Move! Arrow off! 343 00:36:15,950 --> 00:36:19,287 I'm going in and order a new tracksuit. 344 00:36:19,454 --> 00:36:23,458 Should I just follow you in? Would that be a good idea? 345 00:36:48,775 --> 00:36:52,362 In Mexico there is endless stretches... 346 00:36:52,570 --> 00:36:55,990 ...of sparkling whites sandy beaches. 347 00:36:56,157 --> 00:36:59,827 See the rest of life should we just... 348 00:36:59,994 --> 00:37:04,374 ...finding our own little spot, our very own private beach. 349 00:37:04,540 --> 00:37:07,502 Just you and me. 350 00:37:07,669 --> 00:37:10,129 And then I want to... 351 00:37:10,296 --> 00:37:15,635 ...lubricate your body in coconut cream every day... 352 00:37:15,802 --> 00:37:18,638 ...and start at the toes... 353 00:37:18,805 --> 00:37:23,601 ...and lick me longer and further up, right up to your... 354 00:37:23,810 --> 00:37:27,063 That sounds nice. When do we leave? 355 00:37:33,486 --> 00:37:35,196 Satan's. 356 00:37:49,252 --> 00:37:53,172 - How was he? - He was terrified. 357 00:37:56,467 --> 00:37:59,387 - Hello? - Who the hell was that? 358 00:37:59,554 --> 00:38:02,432 - Hello, Lillian. - What? 359 00:38:02,599 --> 00:38:07,145 - I'll call later. - I have found the perfect place. 360 00:38:09,772 --> 00:38:12,859 It was Lillian. An old friend. 361 00:38:23,161 --> 00:38:25,538 Clarence? where are you 362 00:38:26,706 --> 00:38:30,543 Once we broke in at the boys in the middle of the night - 363 00:38:30,710 --> 00:38:33,546 - and danced striptease for them. 364 00:38:33,713 --> 00:38:38,259 It was even the religious and the philosophy students' college. 365 00:38:38,426 --> 00:38:41,930 - Was that where you met Walter? - Yes, it was. 366 00:38:43,473 --> 00:38:47,393 He was on the superstructure. I was in the first year. He was... 367 00:38:48,853 --> 00:38:52,273 ...he was just different. 368 00:38:52,482 --> 00:38:56,527 He still is. There aren't many of his kind. 369 00:38:57,570 --> 00:38:59,948 Put a finger here. 370 00:39:00,156 --> 00:39:05,286 Why must they all lose theirs sense of humor when they find God? 371 00:39:12,919 --> 00:39:16,673 What are your plans for the next few hours? 372 00:39:17,590 --> 00:39:19,968 Lillian. Is that you again? 373 00:39:20,134 --> 00:39:23,012 - Who is Lillian? - Where are you? 374 00:39:23,179 --> 00:39:25,932 I have found... 375 00:39:39,279 --> 00:39:44,325 It was Lillian. I'm going in to town and have lunch with her. 376 00:39:44,534 --> 00:39:49,747 - I really want to meet her. - We can do that. 377 00:39:49,956 --> 00:39:52,417 I'll figure something out. 378 00:39:53,751 --> 00:39:56,212 - Hey, hey. - Goodbye. 379 00:40:09,142 --> 00:40:12,145 Inscrutable are the ways of God. 380 00:40:12,312 --> 00:40:16,941 Hence the speech "God's ways are unsearchable". 381 00:40:17,108 --> 00:40:20,528 Now just take Job and all that, who admitted him. 382 00:40:20,695 --> 00:40:25,825 He asked the Lord: "Why are you doing all this to me?" 383 00:40:26,034 --> 00:40:29,203 And God could have explained it. 384 00:40:29,412 --> 00:40:33,875 But instead he just said: "Trust me, Job." 385 00:40:34,083 --> 00:40:36,961 See, it is inscrutable. 386 00:40:52,644 --> 00:40:54,437 God? 387 00:40:54,604 --> 00:40:56,981 Yes, Walter? 388 00:40:57,148 --> 00:41:00,026 how do you think it sounds? 389 00:41:01,236 --> 00:41:04,822 First of all is that a stinking bad title. 390 00:41:05,031 --> 00:41:08,368 Sorry, but I can't make God right. 391 00:41:08,534 --> 00:41:12,455 - You best. Grace. - If I have to be so free? 392 00:41:12,664 --> 00:41:16,084 I just stood and watched here before the congress. 393 00:41:16,292 --> 00:41:19,379 It is very... thought-provoking. 394 00:41:19,545 --> 00:41:22,173 Dry and boring, you mean 395 00:41:22,340 --> 00:41:26,177 - That's how I am all the way through. - Nonsense and gibberish. 396 00:41:26,344 --> 00:41:29,764 I am not the most lively person. 397 00:41:29,931 --> 00:41:32,892 A bit serious, maybe. 398 00:41:33,059 --> 00:41:36,020 You hit the nail on the head there on the seam. 399 00:41:36,187 --> 00:41:39,774 Pastor Goodfellow! 400 00:41:39,983 --> 00:41:43,069 I just want to talk to you about… 401 00:41:45,446 --> 00:41:48,616 - Miss Hawkins. - Mrs. Parker. 402 00:41:50,159 --> 00:41:54,330 Is it possible to speak with you? under four eyes? 403 00:41:54,497 --> 00:41:58,418 It is about the floral decoration committee. 404 00:41:58,585 --> 00:42:04,048 It has taken a bad turn. Never in my long life have I… 405 00:42:04,215 --> 00:42:06,676 Mrs. Parking... 406 00:42:06,843 --> 00:42:09,846 ...the pastor is on his sermon. 407 00:42:11,222 --> 00:42:14,309 Yes, I have to speak at a congress. 408 00:42:17,061 --> 00:42:19,022 I understand. 409 00:42:20,565 --> 00:42:22,692 Excellent. 410 00:42:24,110 --> 00:42:27,071 Goodbye, mrs. Parker. 411 00:42:27,238 --> 00:42:31,409 - Oh no. I hope I don't... - You didn't. 412 00:42:31,576 --> 00:42:36,205 Lord save you, you are a busybody man. People have to understand that. 413 00:42:39,667 --> 00:42:41,252 Yes. 414 00:42:43,588 --> 00:42:46,049 Regarding your sermon. 415 00:42:50,803 --> 00:42:53,348 Do you like jokes? 416 00:42:55,308 --> 00:42:57,101 Jokes? 417 00:43:20,625 --> 00:43:25,171 God is incredibly tired. And he says to Saint Peter: 418 00:43:25,338 --> 00:43:28,132 “Here, Petey… 419 00:43:28,299 --> 00:43:32,387 I am completely exhausted. I really need a holiday. 420 00:43:32,554 --> 00:43:35,390 Is there a place Can you recommend?" 421 00:43:35,557 --> 00:43:38,893 Saint Peter thinks about it, and then he says: 422 00:43:39,060 --> 00:43:42,564 “Now I have it. What about the moon?" 423 00:43:42,730 --> 00:43:46,818 And God answers: "No, I don't think so. Not the moon. 424 00:43:46,985 --> 00:43:49,612 There is no atmosphere." 425 00:43:49,779 --> 00:43:52,699 - It's fun. - I'm not done. 426 00:43:52,865 --> 00:43:56,119 Thus says God: "I want something new." 427 00:43:56,286 --> 00:44:00,999 So says Saint Peter: "What about Earth?" But God says no. 428 00:44:01,165 --> 00:44:05,712 "I was there 2,000 years ago. I met a sweet Jewish girl, - 429 00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:08,882 - and they still talk about that." 430 00:44:28,985 --> 00:44:31,529 Isn't it a good place? 431 00:44:34,032 --> 00:44:36,326 How good you look. 432 00:44:37,827 --> 00:44:40,121 Ladies first. 433 00:44:42,373 --> 00:44:45,001 - Nice, right? - Yeah. 434 00:44:45,168 --> 00:44:47,211 And you know what? 435 00:44:47,420 --> 00:44:50,298 The tickets are on their way. 436 00:45:03,603 --> 00:45:07,607 That's how it happens. oh god I have to... 437 00:45:07,774 --> 00:45:10,318 - Wait. - What is there? 438 00:45:10,485 --> 00:45:13,112 Let me take my clothes off. 439 00:45:32,131 --> 00:45:35,468 Shut up, man. Good god. 440 00:45:40,139 --> 00:45:42,600 Pull it out, pull it out. 441 00:45:50,775 --> 00:45:54,946 Yes, like that. God in heaven! You drive me crazy. 442 00:46:03,204 --> 00:46:05,873 - God, no. What is it? - What? 443 00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:08,251 That there. 444 00:46:09,294 --> 00:46:12,797 - It's my nest box. - I know what it is. 445 00:46:13,006 --> 00:46:15,925 - Aren't Brits into that sort of thing? - No. 446 00:46:16,092 --> 00:46:18,553 Don't you mean it? 447 00:46:19,846 --> 00:46:21,472 No. 448 00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:26,269 Haven't you switched off your mobile? 449 00:46:36,112 --> 00:46:37,739 What? 450 00:46:38,781 --> 00:46:41,618 Who the hell am I talking to? 451 00:46:42,869 --> 00:46:46,122 - It was a girl. - I don't know any girls. 452 00:46:46,331 --> 00:46:49,250 Now I have it. I just take it off. 453 00:46:49,417 --> 00:46:53,254 No, keep it on. Put it all back on. 454 00:46:53,421 --> 00:46:56,424 That was enough for today. 455 00:46:59,969 --> 00:47:02,764 religious jokes 456 00:47:06,476 --> 00:47:08,686 You best. 457 00:47:14,234 --> 00:47:16,361 "Laugh with God". 458 00:47:20,531 --> 00:47:23,076 Now I never have. 459 00:47:51,479 --> 00:47:53,940 Is there something wrong? 460 00:47:54,941 --> 00:47:58,278 It's just so quiet here, Grace. 461 00:47:58,444 --> 00:48:00,905 Isn't it lovely? 462 00:48:02,532 --> 00:48:05,451 - Have a nice afternoon. - Equally. 463 00:49:28,409 --> 00:49:33,623 Are you going to read the Bible tonight? Does your father take you to evening prayer? 464 00:49:33,790 --> 00:49:36,960 - Shut up. - Are you going to pray to the baby Jesus? 465 00:49:37,126 --> 00:49:40,380 - Then nothing can happen to you. - Leave me alone. 466 00:49:40,588 --> 00:49:43,508 Do you run to the best, your shit. 467 00:49:44,551 --> 00:49:46,761 - Everything okay? - Yes. 468 00:49:46,928 --> 00:49:51,307 I sat next to him and made farting noises. 469 00:49:51,474 --> 00:49:53,935 I got into a lot of trouble. 470 00:49:59,566 --> 00:50:04,112 Now if you had a magic word, what would it be then? 471 00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:08,324 - What is your favorite word? - My favorite word? 472 00:50:08,491 --> 00:50:11,035 - Broccoli. - Broccoli? 473 00:50:12,245 --> 00:50:15,331 Yeah, what do I know? Why not? 474 00:50:18,585 --> 00:50:22,338 Don't worry, Petey. Nothing happens. 475 00:50:22,505 --> 00:50:24,465 Close your eyes. 476 00:50:24,632 --> 00:50:29,429 Keep them closed. And then say the magic word. 477 00:50:29,596 --> 00:50:33,266 - Broccoli. - Now you must open them again. 478 00:50:34,893 --> 00:50:36,936 See what happens. 479 00:50:41,399 --> 00:50:45,069 - There is the God-boy. - Nothing happens. 480 00:50:49,574 --> 00:50:52,327 You're done, God-boy! 481 00:50:58,291 --> 00:51:02,045 - My brakes don't work! - I can't stop! 482 00:51:16,142 --> 00:51:19,729 - You best. Who is that? - It's Billy Martin. 483 00:51:19,938 --> 00:51:22,232 Good old broccoli. 484 00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:25,235 Shall we have it for tonight? 485 00:51:37,914 --> 00:51:41,000 - Hey, mom. - Can we get a divorce? 486 00:51:41,209 --> 00:51:43,586 Mel is just so sensual. 487 00:51:43,795 --> 00:51:48,049 In Heaven? It took me three months to find a priest for the wedding, - 488 00:51:48,216 --> 00:51:51,970 - how long will it take Finding a lawyer? 489 00:51:52,178 --> 00:51:56,266 - It was good. - Well, have you come home? It's Mark. 490 00:51:56,432 --> 00:51:58,226 David. 491 00:51:58,434 --> 00:52:00,395 Grant. 492 00:52:02,063 --> 00:52:05,984 This one is really good. Holly, come and listen to this. 493 00:52:06,150 --> 00:52:07,944 Sit down. 494 00:52:08,152 --> 00:52:11,739 A priest is stopped to drive too hard. 495 00:52:11,906 --> 00:52:14,534 The officer can smell alcohol - 496 00:52:14,701 --> 00:52:17,954 - and sees an empty bottle of wine on the floor, - 497 00:52:18,121 --> 00:52:21,207 - and then he says: "Have you been drinking?" 498 00:52:21,374 --> 00:52:25,044 And then the priest answers completely innocent as... 499 00:52:25,211 --> 00:52:27,589 ...completely innocent... 500 00:52:27,755 --> 00:52:33,177 And then the priest replies, completely innocently like, "Water only, Mr. Officer." 501 00:52:33,344 --> 00:52:38,224 The officer looks down at the bottle and says: "It looks like wine otherwise." 502 00:52:38,391 --> 00:52:41,102 "Wine!" says the priest horrified. 503 00:52:41,269 --> 00:52:44,939 "Good God, he's done it again." 504 00:52:45,148 --> 00:52:50,111 - It's funny. - Yes, it's actually quite funny, isn't it? 505 00:52:50,278 --> 00:52:56,200 Mother! Mother! Billy Martin chased me but Grace was there, - 506 00:52:56,367 --> 00:53:00,622 - and I just said "broccoli", and now he is dead! 507 00:53:00,788 --> 00:53:04,709 - Well, you're probably diligent in the kitchen. - Grace, this is Grant. 508 00:53:07,503 --> 00:53:10,256 Is it Mardi Gras? 509 00:53:10,423 --> 00:53:13,343 Jokes, Grace. Plenty. 510 00:53:13,509 --> 00:53:15,970 Well done. 511 00:53:16,179 --> 00:53:18,723 Billy Martin is dead! 512 00:53:18,890 --> 00:53:23,686 - Isn't it nice? - Can I just talk to you? 513 00:53:23,853 --> 00:53:27,273 - Is Billy Martin dead? - No, keep me safe. 514 00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:29,984 He's probably just unconscious. 515 00:53:30,151 --> 00:53:34,280 But don't tell Petey. He is so jubilantly happy. 516 00:53:34,447 --> 00:53:38,034 - Grace, do you want to look at the cake? - Of course. 517 00:53:38,201 --> 00:53:40,245 I sniffed it. 518 00:53:40,411 --> 00:53:44,457 I don't think so, that she should speak so badly. 519 00:53:49,879 --> 00:53:52,257 I just have to join. 520 00:53:52,423 --> 00:53:55,677 My son has escaped his tormentors, - 521 00:53:55,885 --> 00:53:59,389 - my husband has become a comedian, - 522 00:53:59,597 --> 00:54:03,893 - and my nymphomaniac daughter has gone to the meat pots. 523 00:54:06,062 --> 00:54:08,523 What is happening here? 524 00:54:37,844 --> 00:54:41,264 Excuse me. I am very sorry about that. 525 00:54:41,472 --> 00:54:44,642 - Did I wake you up? - No, not at all. 526 00:54:44,809 --> 00:54:49,439 - Did I interrupt you and Walter in something? - No, I wish it was that good. 527 00:54:50,523 --> 00:54:52,567 - Good night. - Good night. 528 00:54:52,734 --> 00:54:56,487 it happens that men go a little astray. 529 00:54:56,696 --> 00:55:00,366 Walter is the sweetest person, but he is a bit… 530 00:55:00,533 --> 00:55:03,703 ...slowly in motion, as men are now. 531 00:55:03,912 --> 00:55:07,749 I'm sure, he will find home to you eventually. 532 00:55:08,875 --> 00:55:11,419 Have you also been married? 533 00:55:11,586 --> 00:55:14,672 Yes, once upon a time. 534 00:55:14,881 --> 00:55:17,342 Did he also go astray? 535 00:55:17,508 --> 00:55:21,429 He was well helped along the way by another woman. 536 00:55:23,014 --> 00:55:26,768 She made him completely losing one's head. 537 00:55:27,977 --> 00:55:30,605 Do you have a few minutes? 538 00:55:35,568 --> 00:55:39,489 Sit down. There is something I want to show you. 539 00:55:39,697 --> 00:55:41,991 Here they are. 540 00:55:46,621 --> 00:55:50,208 - This is me when I was six years old. - Where were you? 541 00:55:50,375 --> 00:55:53,628 - I was a bundle of energy. - Where? 542 00:55:53,836 --> 00:55:57,173 Here he is. It's him. 543 00:56:00,218 --> 00:56:02,595 What was his name? 544 00:56:02,804 --> 00:56:04,681 Arthur. 545 00:56:07,016 --> 00:56:09,143 He looks elegant. 546 00:56:09,310 --> 00:56:12,397 I could never stand it a handsome guy. 547 00:56:12,564 --> 00:56:15,900 I was also very young. Way too young. 548 00:56:16,943 --> 00:56:19,153 And s... 549 00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:21,447 ...he fiddled. 550 00:56:21,614 --> 00:56:24,075 And that was it. 551 00:56:24,242 --> 00:56:28,162 Walter fiddles afterwards only with God. 552 00:56:28,329 --> 00:56:31,332 Then he comes back to you. 553 00:56:31,541 --> 00:56:35,753 God would never stand in the way such a beautiful young woman. 554 00:57:08,703 --> 00:57:11,623 Do you find your way back to me? 555 00:57:15,418 --> 00:57:17,378 Could you? 556 00:57:40,777 --> 00:57:43,529 Clarence? Is that you? 557 00:58:12,183 --> 00:58:14,644 oh god! Clarence. 558 00:58:43,590 --> 00:58:46,759 THE MISSING DOZEN GIVEN 559 00:58:48,678 --> 00:58:52,849 - Do you think he has found the nest? - Old mr. Brown is on vacation. 560 00:58:53,016 --> 00:58:55,393 Is he? Where to? 561 00:58:55,602 --> 00:58:58,271 He must have been down under. 562 00:59:18,333 --> 00:59:20,126 Well, but... 563 00:59:21,586 --> 00:59:25,256 ...I have been awake every night and have pondered over, - 564 00:59:25,465 --> 00:59:30,511 - that if we only get a chance to to find happiness in this life, - 565 00:59:30,678 --> 00:59:34,849 - so no one should die without having found it. 566 00:59:36,059 --> 00:59:38,603 - I'm not alone. - What? 567 00:59:38,811 --> 00:59:41,272 I am not alone. 568 00:59:49,030 --> 00:59:52,867 N�, but I talked to the guy from the travel agency, - 569 00:59:53,076 --> 00:59:55,620 - and Mexico is in place. 570 00:59:55,828 --> 00:59:57,956 And I have a date. 571 00:59:58,122 --> 01:00:00,667 - Tomorrow. - What kind of thing? 572 01:00:00,833 --> 01:00:04,837 - I said I was fast. - Too fast. Get it changed. 573 01:00:05,004 --> 01:00:08,675 - The tickets have been ordered. - So get them changed. 574 01:00:08,883 --> 01:00:12,804 - Honey, they've been ordered. - Can't you get them changed? 575 01:00:13,012 --> 01:00:17,475 Gloria, this is our big dream, which comes true. 576 01:00:17,642 --> 01:00:20,520 - And the hotel? - It's perfect. 577 01:00:20,687 --> 01:00:23,398 On the beach, like you said? 578 01:00:23,565 --> 01:00:28,945 - Of course. Total walking distance... - The best hotels are on the beach. 579 01:00:29,112 --> 01:00:32,282 It's a thousand times better than a hotel. 580 01:00:32,448 --> 01:00:36,035 Damn it, it is a timeshare apartment. 581 01:00:36,202 --> 01:00:40,206 - Like that. - This is Lance, my golf coach. 582 01:00:40,373 --> 01:00:43,001 This is Grace, our housekeeper. 583 01:00:43,167 --> 01:00:47,463 A pleasure, Grace. Gloria has told me all about you. 584 01:00:47,672 --> 01:00:50,508 - You are American. - Yes. 585 01:00:50,675 --> 01:00:52,886 Is it that obvious? 586 01:00:54,929 --> 01:00:58,766 - After all, I don't want to disturb you. - Sorry. 587 01:00:58,975 --> 01:01:03,021 We were just talking about when we're going practice next time... golf. 588 01:01:03,187 --> 01:01:07,442 - Not too, Lance? - Yes, our training program. 589 01:01:07,609 --> 01:01:10,612 We'll talk about that later, right? 590 01:01:10,820 --> 01:01:15,283 I actually need to get it in place now. 591 01:01:15,450 --> 01:01:18,870 - Can't it wait? - The agreement is confirmed. 592 01:01:19,037 --> 01:01:21,581 I have some concerns. 593 01:01:21,748 --> 01:01:24,417 What kind of concerns? 594 01:01:27,170 --> 01:01:31,799 I just want to make sure we have the right equipment. That the set fits. 595 01:01:32,008 --> 01:01:35,845 i don't think we have the right iron. 596 01:01:36,012 --> 01:01:39,515 Now it's me you sit and talk with. 597 01:01:39,682 --> 01:01:42,602 Don't worry about the iron. 598 01:01:47,523 --> 01:01:49,817 Yes or no, Gloria? 599 01:01:53,947 --> 01:01:55,365 Yes. 600 01:01:59,244 --> 01:02:01,454 Okay... good. 601 01:02:04,832 --> 01:02:07,835 It was nice meeting you, Lance. 602 01:02:08,044 --> 01:02:10,755 It was a pleasure, Grace. 603 01:02:10,922 --> 01:02:14,676 Shall we say five o'clock? On the spot? 604 01:02:14,842 --> 01:02:18,096 - The usual place? - Okay. 605 01:02:19,180 --> 01:02:22,183 So be it ladies enjoy the lunch. 606 01:02:27,188 --> 01:02:31,985 - He has a terrific swing. - Does he have it? 607 01:02:32,193 --> 01:02:34,112 I was there 2,000 years ago and met a sweet Jewish girl, - 608 01:02:36,322 --> 01:02:39,158 - and they still talk about that. 609 01:02:40,910 --> 01:02:43,913 But talk aside, it is true. 610 01:02:44,122 --> 01:02:48,293 2,000 years have passed, and we still talk about it. 611 01:02:48,459 --> 01:02:52,714 And that's because it's something it is worth talking about. 612 01:02:59,345 --> 01:03:04,475 These jokes... They do the talking more alive. They do that well enough. 613 01:03:04,684 --> 01:03:08,271 Brilliant. You are doing really well, Pastor. 614 01:03:08,479 --> 01:03:10,106 Thanks. 615 01:03:10,273 --> 01:03:12,942 Have you thought about sex? 616 01:03:17,697 --> 01:03:20,241 - Sex? - Yes. 617 01:03:22,201 --> 01:03:24,746 For the congress, or... 618 01:03:24,954 --> 01:03:29,167 The Bible is full of sex. Haven't you noticed? 619 01:03:29,334 --> 01:03:31,294 The Bible? 620 01:03:32,378 --> 01:03:35,298 Solomon's Song of Songs, for example. 621 01:03:36,799 --> 01:03:40,720 It is one passionate declaration of love - 622 01:03:40,929 --> 01:03:43,389 - from a man of faith to God. 623 01:03:43,598 --> 01:03:45,892 No. It's about sex. 624 01:03:48,686 --> 01:03:50,396 Yes, yes. 625 01:03:51,522 --> 01:03:54,400 Read it again, pastor. 626 01:03:54,567 --> 01:03:57,237 Then I'll make you a cup of tea. 627 01:04:10,625 --> 01:04:14,712 “He just wanted to give me kisses from his mouth! 628 01:04:14,879 --> 01:04:18,383 Your love is sweeter than wine.” 629 01:04:20,009 --> 01:04:23,096 "His fruit was sweet to my palate." 630 01:04:24,430 --> 01:04:27,934 “His left hand is under my head, - 631 01:04:28,142 --> 01:04:32,063 - his right hand embraces me." 632 01:04:34,107 --> 01:04:38,403 "How beautiful you are, my lover. 633 01:04:39,821 --> 01:04:45,368 How beautiful you are.” 634 01:04:53,042 --> 01:04:56,546 “Your lips are like a scarlet cord". 635 01:04:56,754 --> 01:05:01,801 "Your eyes behind the veil are like doves." 636 01:05:02,010 --> 01:05:05,763 "Your mouth is adorable." 637 01:05:08,266 --> 01:05:14,856 “Your breasts are like deer calves ...that grazes among the lilies." 638 01:05:15,023 --> 01:05:18,943 "Your navel is a round bowl, - 639 01:05:19,110 --> 01:05:23,740 - that must not be missing spiced wine." 640 01:05:27,785 --> 01:05:31,206 "Your stomach is a heap of wheat, - 641 01:05:31,372 --> 01:05:34,792 - fenced in lilies." 642 01:05:34,959 --> 01:05:40,340 "Your breasts must be like the clusters of the vine.” 643 01:05:40,506 --> 01:05:45,470 “Your palate like the finest wine." 644 01:05:49,057 --> 01:05:51,976 "Open up for me, my dove." 645 01:05:53,228 --> 01:05:57,607 "My army is full of the drop of the night." 646 01:06:00,151 --> 01:06:02,695 "Come, my love." 647 01:06:02,904 --> 01:06:06,491 "Let's see, whether the vine has put forth shoots, - 648 01:06:06,699 --> 01:06:09,786 - whether the flowers have opened, - 649 01:06:09,953 --> 01:06:13,957 - whether the pomegranates bloom." 650 01:07:42,253 --> 01:07:44,881 So it's show time. 651 01:08:06,945 --> 01:08:10,615 Come and see. Come to Uncle Lance. 652 01:08:13,868 --> 01:08:16,538 No, you must not go. Come back. 653 01:08:18,414 --> 01:08:20,542 Yes, like that. 654 01:08:20,750 --> 01:08:24,003 oh god, they are like small, fine rose petals. 655 01:09:12,969 --> 01:09:14,762 Bingo. 656 01:09:17,599 --> 01:09:21,352 - You're a lucky potato, Lance. - Good evening. 657 01:09:21,561 --> 01:09:24,564 Good evening. Can I help with something? 658 01:09:24,731 --> 01:09:26,858 - Grace, right? - Yeah. 659 01:09:27,025 --> 01:09:31,571 You haven't seen my wallet, have you? I must have lost this one... 660 01:09:40,705 --> 01:09:44,042 I have my pen. I have my speech. 661 01:09:44,250 --> 01:09:47,337 - And I'm nervous. - You're doing great. 662 01:09:47,545 --> 01:09:50,298 - I am with you in my thoughts. - Good. 663 01:09:50,465 --> 01:09:53,718 Godfather! Do you want to control yourself? 664 01:09:55,845 --> 01:09:58,223 - Hey, hey. - Goodbye, Dad. 665 01:09:58,389 --> 01:10:01,559 Have a good time, Petey. Goodbye, honey. 666 01:10:11,736 --> 01:10:14,906 Did you forget something, honey? 667 01:10:15,114 --> 01:10:19,327 - Have you seen Mr. Brown recently? - No, he's in Australia. 668 01:10:22,830 --> 01:10:26,417 - I hope the congress does well. - Thank you, Grace. 669 01:10:26,584 --> 01:10:29,045 Goodbye, everyone. 670 01:10:34,217 --> 01:10:35,593 Pastor Goodfellow! 671 01:10:41,099 --> 01:10:44,435 - Pastor Goodfellow... - Good day, mrs. Parker. 672 01:10:44,602 --> 01:10:47,939 Concerning the floral decoration committee... 673 01:10:48,147 --> 01:10:53,444 I would be happy to talk to that You about when I'm home again. 674 01:10:53,611 --> 01:10:56,698 Well, like that. 675 01:11:01,286 --> 01:11:06,499 I noticed that your house help had a worse mess with - 676 01:11:06,708 --> 01:11:09,794 - his car last night. 677 01:11:10,003 --> 01:11:12,297 His car? 678 01:11:16,342 --> 01:11:19,012 It's not Grace's car. 679 01:11:25,935 --> 01:11:28,938 Otherwise, I have often seen it here. 680 01:11:29,105 --> 01:11:32,442 At first I thought it was a taxi. 681 01:11:49,667 --> 01:11:54,464 It's never easy to say goodbye. But it's not forever. 682 01:12:03,640 --> 01:12:06,184 Hello? It's me. 683 01:12:07,018 --> 01:12:10,688 It's past five o'clock and I'm here, but you're not. 684 01:12:10,855 --> 01:12:14,776 Ironically enough. I just came to say, that I'm not going with. 685 01:12:14,943 --> 01:12:18,196 But you fooled me. 686 01:12:18,404 --> 01:12:22,867 Maybe you are already there with one of those girls you don't know. 687 01:12:25,245 --> 01:12:27,705 Have a good life, Lance. 688 01:12:34,212 --> 01:12:38,841 Before the commercial break we talked about proven killers. 689 01:12:42,887 --> 01:12:45,098 N�, there you are. 690 01:12:46,266 --> 01:12:48,643 We eat at eight o'clock. 691 01:12:48,810 --> 01:12:51,479 - Well, he didn't come? - What? 692 01:12:51,646 --> 01:12:53,773 Your American. 693 01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:58,736 Your golf coach. For your training. 694 01:12:58,903 --> 01:13:03,199 No, he didn't. He is sick. 695 01:13:06,786 --> 01:13:09,247 He canceled. 696 01:13:10,248 --> 01:13:14,544 And now to the woman who goes under the name of the suitcase killer. 697 01:13:14,711 --> 01:13:18,214 - Rosemary Jones. - Where should I start? 698 01:13:18,423 --> 01:13:21,926 It's a black day in a special society, - 699 01:13:22,093 --> 01:13:25,263 - when the suitcase killer will be unlocked. 700 01:13:25,471 --> 01:13:28,892 We have some pictures of the suitcase killer. 701 01:13:29,058 --> 01:13:33,229 Her husband was found and the mistress dismembered in a suitcase. 702 01:13:33,396 --> 01:13:36,566 She was locked up a month ago. 703 01:13:36,733 --> 01:13:41,446 They no longer thought she was endangering the public. 704 01:13:41,613 --> 01:13:44,574 Mom, you have to see this. 705 01:13:44,741 --> 01:13:48,828 She is the school example on a psychopath! 706 01:13:48,995 --> 01:13:53,958 The examination board believes that she has changed. 707 01:13:54,125 --> 01:13:57,795 But now she walks around freely among the rest of us. 708 01:13:57,962 --> 01:14:01,883 Do you think she walks around? and want new crimes? 709 01:14:02,050 --> 01:14:04,594 It shouldn't surprise me. 710 01:14:04,761 --> 01:14:08,973 Nice to have a heated debate. Now we want to hear your opinion. 711 01:14:09,140 --> 01:14:11,184 oh god 712 01:14:21,527 --> 01:14:25,281 "The Unsearchable Ways of God". It's a good title. 713 01:14:25,490 --> 01:14:28,576 - Do you think? - I really like it. 714 01:14:28,743 --> 01:14:32,413 - Thank you. - It also goes down well with them. 715 01:14:37,919 --> 01:14:42,549 - I'm looking for it anyway. - That's not how we should approach it. 716 01:14:42,757 --> 01:14:45,218 - Holly! - Have you looked in it? 717 01:14:45,426 --> 01:14:47,470 No. 718 01:14:50,181 --> 01:14:51,975 Wait a little. 719 01:14:59,357 --> 01:15:01,568 Gloria? 720 01:15:01,734 --> 01:15:04,362 Holly? Are you upstairs? 721 01:15:12,745 --> 01:15:14,247 Piss! 722 01:15:21,254 --> 01:15:23,381 Is anyone here? 723 01:15:23,590 --> 01:15:25,717 Are you in here? 724 01:15:26,676 --> 01:15:29,220 But where can they be? 725 01:15:39,939 --> 01:15:43,985 - Won't you take it, Lance? - Who is Lance? 726 01:16:08,092 --> 01:16:10,553 Where is the... 727 01:16:10,720 --> 01:16:12,931 Well, here it is. 728 01:16:13,097 --> 01:16:17,644 How was it now? "Missed Call". Press... the green one. 729 01:16:25,860 --> 01:16:27,654 Hello? 730 01:16:32,825 --> 01:16:38,331 It's Grace. Could you imagine that come out from hiding under the bed? 731 01:16:38,498 --> 01:16:40,124 Coming now. 732 01:16:40,291 --> 01:16:45,338 Nice to see so many new faces. Many come from far away. 733 01:16:45,505 --> 01:16:49,884 And many old friends. Hi Morgan. That was a great match, huh? 734 01:16:50,051 --> 01:16:54,931 And now for the more formal part. Our opening speech. 735 01:16:55,098 --> 01:16:59,310 It is my pleasure to present Reverend Walter Goodfellow - 736 01:16:59,477 --> 01:17:02,313 - from Little Wallop parish. 737 01:17:26,296 --> 01:17:27,922 Good evening. 738 01:17:33,303 --> 01:17:36,389 good evening... gentlemen... 739 01:17:37,974 --> 01:17:40,351 Ladies and gentlemen. 740 01:17:41,978 --> 01:17:45,148 It's me a �re... 741 01:17:45,315 --> 01:17:49,360 ...to be allowed to to give the opening speech... 742 01:17:49,527 --> 01:17:51,988 ...at this congress. 743 01:17:52,196 --> 01:17:56,576 I will speak from the subject "Lud's unfathomable ways". 744 01:17:58,244 --> 01:18:01,748 "God's unsearchable ways." 745 01:18:01,956 --> 01:18:06,753 Excuse me. Lye is also safe improbable unfathomable… 746 01:18:09,422 --> 01:18:14,135 ...but now it is God's unfathomable ways I will speak of. 747 01:18:17,096 --> 01:18:20,850 Luden must wait, to it for its own congress. 748 01:18:23,144 --> 01:18:26,731 N... "The Unsearchable Ways of God". 749 01:18:29,275 --> 01:18:33,112 I'm terribly glad, that we can have this conversation. 750 01:18:33,321 --> 01:18:36,074 What have you done to Lance, Rosemary? 751 01:18:36,241 --> 01:18:40,537 I'd rather be called Rosie. It brings back childhood memories. 752 01:18:40,745 --> 01:18:43,915 What have you done to Lance, Rosie? 753 01:18:44,082 --> 01:18:46,376 Who the hell is Lance? 754 01:18:46,584 --> 01:18:50,255 Yes... that is the question. 755 01:18:50,463 --> 01:18:52,757 You see, Lance... 756 01:18:54,008 --> 01:18:57,095 Lance liked making movies. 757 01:18:57,262 --> 01:19:00,431 Can you find out this device? 758 01:19:05,603 --> 01:19:08,064 So it's show time. 759 01:19:09,440 --> 01:19:11,818 Come to Uncle Lance. 760 01:19:11,985 --> 01:19:15,071 Who the hell is he? I'll kill him! 761 01:19:15,280 --> 01:19:17,907 You don't need that, honey. 762 01:19:18,074 --> 01:19:21,911 oh god They are like small, fine rose petals. 763 01:19:22,078 --> 01:19:26,207 He wasn't the type you would have been happy with. 764 01:19:26,374 --> 01:19:30,420 Now don't change the subject. There's a dead man in your suitcase! 765 01:19:30,587 --> 01:19:35,049 No, he's not in my suitcase. He is lying in his car. 766 01:19:35,216 --> 01:19:39,596 And it wasn't just that any man. 767 01:19:39,804 --> 01:19:42,348 It was your lover. 768 01:19:45,184 --> 01:19:46,978 Your lover? 769 01:19:47,145 --> 01:19:50,899 You must understand that your mother has been deeply unhappy. 770 01:19:51,065 --> 01:19:55,445 And lonely. Your father is a busy man, - 771 01:19:55,653 --> 01:20:00,450 - and then a handsome American comes along with an accent and a good swing. 772 01:20:00,617 --> 01:20:03,953 Definitely not a type, which I can approve. 773 01:20:04,120 --> 01:20:07,874 You can't go around murdering people, you do not approve. 774 01:20:08,082 --> 01:20:13,755 The doctors always said that too. It was our eternal point of contention. 775 01:20:13,922 --> 01:20:18,885 But I could see that your affair destroyed the family. 776 01:20:19,052 --> 01:20:22,555 So I can't just sit with hands in lap. 777 01:20:22,764 --> 01:20:27,227 - Yeah. Because it doesn't concern you! - It does so to the highest degree! 778 01:20:27,393 --> 01:20:31,231 It's the least a mother can do for her da... 779 01:20:31,439 --> 01:20:33,650 ...his daughter. 780 01:20:36,152 --> 01:20:41,199 That's another matter, we're going to have a little chat about. 781 01:20:49,541 --> 01:20:53,461 They sent me a picture in ny and n�. The nuns. 782 01:20:54,712 --> 01:20:58,132 Here's one from your mother, when she was your age. 783 01:20:58,299 --> 01:21:00,760 How beautiful you were, mother. 784 01:21:02,470 --> 01:21:06,140 Let's not forget the little detail with the bodies? 785 01:21:06,307 --> 01:21:09,394 How do you know that there are more bodies? 786 01:21:11,980 --> 01:21:14,107 Which bodies? 787 01:21:14,274 --> 01:21:17,527 - Well, you didn't know that. - Which more corpses? 788 01:21:18,653 --> 01:21:21,197 It's just mr. Brown's dog. 789 01:21:23,366 --> 01:21:25,410 And Mr. Brown. 790 01:21:27,871 --> 01:21:30,707 Have you killed them too? 791 01:21:30,874 --> 01:21:34,210 I did it for you my own. 792 01:21:38,673 --> 01:21:40,466 My mother... 793 01:21:42,010 --> 01:21:46,556 I've waited so long for that you should call me mother. 794 01:21:53,646 --> 01:21:56,316 What do we do now? 795 01:21:56,482 --> 01:21:58,610 When I am asked: 796 01:21:58,818 --> 01:22:03,281 "Why priests always answer question with a new question?", - 797 01:22:03,448 --> 01:22:06,701 - I answer: "Why not?" 798 01:22:06,868 --> 01:22:10,455 But that, as in the end is the crux of the matter, - 799 01:22:10,663 --> 01:22:16,836 - is how we handle them problems that we face. 800 01:22:17,045 --> 01:22:21,132 Sometimes it is a question of to act. 801 01:22:21,299 --> 01:22:27,388 To make decisions, involve others, find a solution... 802 01:22:27,555 --> 01:22:30,892 ...and make sure, it is being implemented. 803 01:22:31,059 --> 01:22:36,981 But sometimes it's about something less tangible. 804 01:22:37,190 --> 01:22:41,986 Sometimes the only thing it takes, a little bit... 805 01:22:42,195 --> 01:22:44,572 ...please. 806 01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:03,841 A bit of God's grace... 807 01:23:06,010 --> 01:23:10,974 ...and then it seems as if all our problems disappear. 808 01:23:18,648 --> 01:23:23,528 Shall we then demand the Lord an explanation? 809 01:23:24,654 --> 01:23:27,282 Doubt his methods? 810 01:23:27,448 --> 01:23:32,161 Or should we just... enjoy all the benefits? 811 01:23:36,499 --> 01:23:41,212 I don't think God wants that we ask too many questions. 812 01:23:43,047 --> 01:23:46,467 the book of Isaiah, chapter 55, verse 8: 813 01:23:46,676 --> 01:23:50,346 "Your ways are not my ways." 814 01:23:50,555 --> 01:23:55,101 I basically think that what is meant is... 815 01:23:56,519 --> 01:23:59,772 "I am inscrutable, friends." 816 01:23:59,939 --> 01:24:02,233 "Learn to live with it." 817 01:24:07,322 --> 01:24:09,991 Many thanks. Thanks. 818 01:24:21,419 --> 01:24:23,630 I can't do that. 819 01:24:23,838 --> 01:24:28,092 Take it easy. I haven't cut him up barbarically. 820 01:24:28,259 --> 01:24:30,220 Where are you going? 821 01:24:30,428 --> 01:24:33,932 - I won't do it. - I can't drive a car. 822 01:24:34,140 --> 01:24:37,477 I haven't got a driving license yet. 823 01:24:37,644 --> 01:24:42,357 Under these circumstances you can probably ignore the rules. 824 01:24:42,523 --> 01:24:45,193 Wait, Grace. 825 01:24:49,113 --> 01:24:51,741 - Who is it? - Mrs. Parker. 826 01:24:57,747 --> 01:25:00,917 I guess I just have to use it again. 827 01:25:01,084 --> 01:25:03,127 Again? 828 01:25:03,336 --> 01:25:08,299 I don't want to know anything. I go in and then you do what needs to be done. 829 01:25:09,759 --> 01:25:13,805 And I thought it was bad to be parentless. 830 01:25:24,899 --> 01:25:28,486 oh god! He's stiff as a rock. 831 01:25:28,695 --> 01:25:32,991 - Holly, do you need to watch? - I have never seen anything like this before. 832 01:25:33,157 --> 01:25:35,201 oh god 833 01:25:38,705 --> 01:25:41,374 oh god it's... 834 01:25:42,417 --> 01:25:45,128 It is not fair. 835 01:25:45,295 --> 01:25:48,965 Other daughters are allowed to plan weddings, - 836 01:25:49,132 --> 01:25:52,385 - bake cakes and go shopping with their mothers. 837 01:25:52,552 --> 01:25:56,931 - But I have to get bodies out of the way. - I could say the same. 838 01:26:00,643 --> 01:26:03,563 Should I add water? 839 01:26:04,439 --> 01:26:08,985 Men have always been The Jones women's Achilles heel. 840 01:26:09,152 --> 01:26:12,572 You must be careful with who you take home. 841 01:26:12,780 --> 01:26:17,660 The wild type is attractive now, but you are about to make the same mistake. 842 01:26:17,827 --> 01:26:22,540 Should I perhaps rather find a boyfriend who was like a father? 843 01:26:22,707 --> 01:26:25,960 - Yes, you think so. - Your father is not doing anything wrong. 844 01:26:28,379 --> 01:26:32,550 Good thing you were sad for him, but I thought you loved him. 845 01:26:32,717 --> 01:26:36,304 I love him. 846 01:26:36,512 --> 01:26:39,265 What about the spearhead? 847 01:26:39,432 --> 01:26:43,019 I assume that father doesn't know anything about him? 848 01:26:45,396 --> 01:26:48,650 I don't think he needs to know. 849 01:26:48,858 --> 01:26:52,195 He doesn't have to know anything. 850 01:26:53,530 --> 01:26:56,950 - Well, Grace? - Tooth too tongue. 851 01:27:20,682 --> 01:27:24,519 Well, you're awake. I'll bring some tea. 852 01:27:24,686 --> 01:27:26,980 - Mrs. Parking... - Yes? 853 01:27:27,188 --> 01:27:30,858 do you think did she see anything last night? 854 01:27:32,110 --> 01:27:34,237 No. Why? 855 01:27:34,404 --> 01:27:37,198 She is on her way over here. 856 01:27:40,535 --> 01:27:44,122 This does not necessarily mean she has seen something. 857 01:27:44,330 --> 01:27:48,167 - What are you talking about? - Mrs. Parker saw us maybe last night. 858 01:27:48,376 --> 01:27:52,630 - She didn't see anything. - Did she see you last night?! 859 01:27:52,797 --> 01:27:54,757 - No. - Maybe. 860 01:27:54,924 --> 01:27:57,677 - �oh god. - I'll take care of her. 861 01:27:57,844 --> 01:28:02,390 No, you don't. You stay here. You have taken care of plenty. 862 01:28:02,599 --> 01:28:05,226 - �oh god. - Don't worry. 863 01:28:09,022 --> 01:28:12,358 - Did I wake you up? - Yes, you actually did. 864 01:28:12,525 --> 01:28:16,779 I hoped your husband was at home. I need to talk to him. 865 01:28:16,946 --> 01:28:20,700 He is not at home. His congress lasts three days. 866 01:28:20,867 --> 01:28:23,077 It concerns... 867 01:28:23,244 --> 01:28:26,998 It is about the floral decoration committee. 868 01:28:29,959 --> 01:28:32,253 You must talk to him about that. 869 01:28:32,420 --> 01:28:37,634 Cynthia Martin has done her best to undermine my leadership. 870 01:28:37,800 --> 01:28:41,638 i think she is planning a coup. 871 01:28:41,804 --> 01:28:45,308 - A coup? - Yes, behind my back. 872 01:28:45,516 --> 01:28:51,147 If you don't mind... I need to sit down. 873 01:28:52,482 --> 01:28:57,028 Behind my back. Yes, and behind the pastor's back. 874 01:28:57,237 --> 01:28:59,197 It's beautiful. 875 01:28:59,405 --> 01:29:04,035 I will even go that far as if to say that it is immoral. 876 01:29:04,202 --> 01:29:08,998 And with the knowledge I possess, I can't sit it over here. 877 01:29:09,207 --> 01:29:11,751 Piss, Grace! She knows it. 878 01:29:11,918 --> 01:29:16,965 And when the pastor finds out, he is simply horrified. 879 01:29:17,173 --> 01:29:20,593 - I will tell him. - No, Grace! 880 01:29:20,760 --> 01:29:24,597 No matter how much turmoil it will cause, bring it to light. 881 01:29:24,806 --> 01:29:28,309 Walter definitely takes a conversation with Cynthia Martin. 882 01:29:28,476 --> 01:29:32,605 But it's not just mrs. Martin. That is the problem. 883 01:29:32,772 --> 01:29:36,693 They all have their sneaky hidden agendas. 884 01:29:36,859 --> 01:29:41,322 In my 60 years in the committee, I have never experienced anything like this. 885 01:29:41,531 --> 01:29:46,744 And so with my health. It goes beyond my poor heart. 886 01:29:46,953 --> 01:29:51,124 I would wish not to had come so far, but that's it. 887 01:29:51,291 --> 01:29:54,252 Your husband needs to know. 888 01:29:54,419 --> 01:29:58,464 - That's enough, mrs. Parker. - What on earth are you doing? 889 01:29:58,631 --> 01:30:03,428 - The family must not be torn apart. - She will tell father. 890 01:30:03,636 --> 01:30:07,682 Yes, that about the floral decoration committee. 891 01:30:07,849 --> 01:30:11,769 It's not about anything else... 892 01:30:12,770 --> 01:30:16,691 - Mrs. Parking? - You best. 893 01:30:16,858 --> 01:30:20,945 - Mrs. Parker, can you hear me? - Piss. Is she? 894 01:30:22,405 --> 01:30:24,699 Yes, she probably is. 895 01:30:24,866 --> 01:30:27,535 oh god! oh god! oh god! 896 01:30:29,287 --> 01:30:32,373 She said, she had a bad heart. 897 01:30:32,540 --> 01:30:36,794 You would have that too if you stayed assaulted with a frying pan. 898 01:30:36,961 --> 01:30:39,172 It was a misunderstanding. 899 01:30:39,339 --> 01:30:43,509 - This can't go on, mother. - I understand that you are angry. 900 01:30:43,676 --> 01:30:46,930 There is a corpse in my eyes and one in my living room! 901 01:30:47,096 --> 01:30:52,435 - No, three bodies in the lake. You forget... - No, I don't want to know. 902 01:30:52,602 --> 01:30:56,689 It has gone too far. I mean it. 903 01:30:56,856 --> 01:30:58,900 I understand. 904 01:31:01,361 --> 01:31:04,781 There is no one who will miss her. 905 01:31:06,908 --> 01:31:09,744 Mom... dad has come home. 906 01:31:15,875 --> 01:31:17,919 Is anyone here? 907 01:31:20,505 --> 01:31:22,131 Like that. 908 01:31:22,340 --> 01:31:24,384 - Hello, honey. - Hey, dad. 909 01:31:24,592 --> 01:31:30,181 I have had the most amazing... It was the most amazing congress. 910 01:31:32,392 --> 01:31:36,145 - Hello. Are you well, mrs. Parking? - She's fine. 911 01:31:36,312 --> 01:31:39,482 Tax! I thought it was three days. 912 01:31:39,649 --> 01:31:43,486 - It was also... - How nice to see you. 913 01:31:43,653 --> 01:31:49,075 - Now you have to tell me everything. - I delivered my sermon... 914 01:31:49,242 --> 01:31:53,872 - How did it go? - Good. I made them laugh. 915 01:31:54,080 --> 01:31:57,917 But the most incredible thing was that what happened afterwards. 916 01:31:58,084 --> 01:32:01,754 Everyone praised me. The Diocesan Council, my colleagues. 917 01:32:01,963 --> 01:32:06,759 And that would normally be... But you know what I thought? 918 01:32:06,968 --> 01:32:11,514 - "What am I doing here?" - You have always been a philosopher. 919 01:32:11,723 --> 01:32:15,852 When what matters most to me... 920 01:32:16,019 --> 01:32:18,313 ...is at home. 921 01:32:22,191 --> 01:32:24,485 �h, my dear. 922 01:32:28,072 --> 01:32:30,033 N... 923 01:32:30,200 --> 01:32:33,703 ...but they loved anyway� in every room? 924 01:32:33,870 --> 01:32:36,080 Lillian and Brian. 925 01:32:36,247 --> 01:32:39,584 - And was the row around twice. - Twice. 926 01:32:39,751 --> 01:32:43,421 There seems to be something we must have caught up. 927 01:32:43,630 --> 01:32:47,842 - No. I have to see mrs. Parker. - God, yes. Do you need me? 928 01:32:48,009 --> 01:32:51,512 No, that's about it the floral decoration committee. 929 01:32:51,679 --> 01:32:54,515 That selection will be her death. 930 01:32:54,682 --> 01:32:59,562 Mrs. Parker's sudden passing came as a great shock to us all. 931 01:33:01,272 --> 01:33:03,650 But as we all know… 932 01:33:03,816 --> 01:33:06,778 ...God's ways are unsearchable. 933 01:33:08,780 --> 01:33:13,076 It reminds me of an opening speech, which I held recently, - 934 01:33:13,284 --> 01:33:16,371 - and as mrs. Parker would have approved. 935 01:33:16,538 --> 01:33:20,708 - Excellent sermon, pastor. - Thank you, mr. Antrobus. 936 01:33:20,875 --> 01:33:23,836 - Thank you. Goodbye. - All in all, it was really good. 937 01:33:24,003 --> 01:33:26,839 - Pastor Goodfellow... - Mrs. Martin. 938 01:33:27,006 --> 01:33:31,469 Can we have a chat about the flower decorating committee? 939 01:33:31,636 --> 01:33:35,932 No. Maybe next week. I'll have to speak up. 940 01:33:36,099 --> 01:33:37,976 Excellent. 941 01:34:29,569 --> 01:34:31,946 Who is that? 942 01:34:32,155 --> 01:34:35,158 - It's me. - Just come in. 943 01:34:49,422 --> 01:34:52,842 It's probably best that way. Don't you think so? 944 01:35:05,730 --> 01:35:07,941 Dearest Gloria. 945 01:35:08,149 --> 01:35:12,237 It was a slice of heaven for me finally to meet you. 946 01:35:12,403 --> 01:35:17,200 You've made a crazy old wife to a happy, crazy old wife. 947 01:35:17,367 --> 01:35:21,037 I will miss you and your lovely family. 948 01:35:21,246 --> 01:35:25,625 And I will come and visit you. Nothing can keep me away. 949 01:35:25,833 --> 01:35:28,628 Loving greetings to you all. 950 01:35:28,795 --> 01:35:30,755 Mother. 951 01:35:34,717 --> 01:35:39,097 Dear mother. How much time is there gone? Two months? Three? Four? 952 01:35:39,264 --> 01:35:42,141 We still talk about you all the time. 953 01:35:42,308 --> 01:35:46,145 We look forward to your visit and have a lot planned. 954 01:35:46,354 --> 01:35:49,774 Well, what happened? here in Little Wallop? 955 01:35:49,941 --> 01:35:52,819 Holly has got a cute new boyfriend. 956 01:35:52,986 --> 01:35:56,906 And I had to say hello and say, that you would applaud him. 957 01:35:57,115 --> 01:36:00,702 i think he makes her calm down. 958 01:36:00,869 --> 01:36:07,041 Petey is doing well and is became a confident young man. 959 01:36:07,208 --> 01:36:10,128 An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, - 960 01:36:10,295 --> 01:36:13,381 - a priest and a rabbi went into a bar, - 961 01:36:13,548 --> 01:36:17,844 - and the bartender sees them and asks: "Is it a joke?" 962 01:36:18,052 --> 01:36:20,513 Walter is as if changed. 963 01:36:20,680 --> 01:36:25,059 I would go so far as to say, that our life here is perfect. 964 01:36:25,268 --> 01:36:29,397 So we are under possibly, point 3a: the altar. 965 01:36:29,564 --> 01:36:32,442 I support him in everything, - 966 01:36:32,609 --> 01:36:35,778 - and he does the same for me. 967 01:36:35,987 --> 01:36:39,490 Mrs. Parker didn't mean that enough was done - 968 01:36:39,699 --> 01:36:42,327 - at this part of the railing, - 969 01:36:42,493 --> 01:36:46,664 - but that the railing in front got too much attention. 970 01:36:48,082 --> 01:36:52,962 When you read this, you have started on your new job. Good luck. 971 01:36:53,171 --> 01:36:56,841 Something tells me that you will be fine. 972 01:37:01,888 --> 01:37:05,808 We have come in person to talk to you about... 973 01:37:11,689 --> 01:37:14,567 ...disturbing development. 974 01:37:14,734 --> 01:37:18,905 - Can I be of help? - We don't have good news. 975 01:37:19,072 --> 01:37:22,909 Yes, it's not s... Honey, do you remember Bob and Ted? 976 01:37:23,117 --> 01:37:26,120 Unfortunately, it was as we feared. 977 01:37:26,287 --> 01:37:29,707 - With the sea. The algae. - Blue-green algae. 978 01:37:29,874 --> 01:37:33,461 Apparently it is pretty serious. 979 01:37:33,628 --> 01:37:38,675 - It is very serious. - So we discuss what we can do. 980 01:37:38,883 --> 01:37:43,846 As I explained to the pastor, lies your eyes in the groundwater table. 981 01:37:44,013 --> 01:37:47,600 So the algae can not only harm you, but the whole city. 982 01:37:47,767 --> 01:37:50,937 The blue-green algae are the very worst. 983 01:37:51,145 --> 01:37:53,940 So there is actually only one thing to do. 984 01:37:54,107 --> 01:37:59,070 Yes, as he says, then there is only one thing to do. 985 01:37:59,279 --> 01:38:02,365 - And it is? - Drain the lake. 986 01:38:12,375 --> 01:38:14,335 Drain it? 987 01:38:18,673 --> 01:38:21,467 Shouldn't I add water? 988 01:38:25,805 --> 01:38:29,559 Between us said we are doing really, really well. 989 01:38:29,767 --> 01:38:33,980 No dramas or crises, life just goes on as usual. 990 01:38:34,147 --> 01:38:39,736 However, there are problems with the sea. Now they say it must be drained. 991 01:38:39,903 --> 01:38:44,532 It's a bit messy. But we'll probably find something. 992 01:43:00,246 --> 01:43:04,542 Translation: Malene Hollnagel Scandinavian Text Service 2006